HORSE RACING
Jan 9th, 2008 by admin
I can’t imagine Chuck with a “Racing Form”! Well, that’s something new, isn’t it? I had no idea he was into horse racing! Why is he doing that? Maybe he can get us event tickets to come see him. Oh, really. Oh, that doesn’t sound too good. Sounds like he’s fallen on bad times. What? He’s getting a divorce! Does this free him to cash in on all his vices? He’s losing a lot of money on the property—oh, I get it. He’s trying to figure out a way he can get more money! Shhh—he’s coming over. “Do you guys want to join my new NCAA basketball pool?” That too! “Sure, Chuck, how much are we betting sports here, you know I’ve got to watch that wallet!” “Well—I thought we’d start easy, say $50 or so, on the Carolina-Duke game. Afterward, we’ll just play it by ear and see what happens. OK?” “Yeah, sure, Chuck.” You’re all right with it, aren’t you, Barney? Yeah. There he goes back to his racing sheet. I’ll tell you, Barney, I’m not too sure about this. I’m not too sure about this at all. My property taxes just went up 10 percent and my daughter’s having her Bas Mitzva in a couple of months. She wants a huge bash at the Drake. Why did we say yes to Chuck!!??